Audition Script

 

 

MARION:                          “The Merry Men - highly trained professional… (shocked) entertainers! England’s finest performing troupe - available for weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs!” What have I done? (Nursie joins Marion) Nursie, I’ve made a terrible mistake!

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BILLY:                                  You’ve met our fair Maid Marion

You’ve met our Robin Hood

But now it’s time to meet some folk

Who aren’t so kind and good.

 

King John, he sits on England’s throne

While Richard is away

And with the Sheriff, brings to life

The evil in our play!

 

Cue royal shouting…

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NURSIE:                             (Over reacting) What? Sherwood Forest is no place for a young maid to wander alone! Oh, my poor little dumpling! (She grabs Will by the shoulders in panic) She’s probably been attacked! Or ambushed! Or… or…

MARION:                          Kidnapped?

NURSIE:                             (Turning to Marion) That’s right, Marion. (Turning back to Will) Kidnapped! (Realising who it is and turning back to Marion) Marion! Where have you been, you naughty thing? I’ve been worried sick! I need to sit down and decompose myself!

 

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